so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They can’t even eat or drink food right
More like the most clumsiest, unluckiest, and laziest people in the world.
OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST FIND THIS.
I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my life
I heard it in my fucking soul even before I pressed play.
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
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Me whenever I have to dress nice for an event
(Source: bagofshit, via mavinomogar)
This is really important to me. I just got out of an abusive relationship and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did.
(Source: dizhang, via merrynagisa)